JOLLIBEE/FSjF..pump
FLATLINED
Jollibee

JollibeeFSjFSvMcN88G5FtKKUAs1Q1iMpL7z66ZukravGSDpump

FSjF..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Instant collapse, zero liquidity, coordinated abandonment

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
16/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$1.0K
-49.6% · 24h
Volume 24h
$797.32
Holders
4
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$1.68B
Price USD
$8.41e-7
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Jollibee's Joy Ride Ends in Spectacular Nosedive

In the frozen tundra of the Solana blockchain, we observe the remarkable lifecycle of Jollibee—a creature that managed to achieve complete extinction in mere hours, a feat most tokens require weeks to accomplish. With four holders clutching their worthless bags and liquidity evaporating faster than morning dew, this specimen demonstrates nature's harshest lesson: some animals are simply not meant to survive.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$797.32 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instant collapse, zero liquidity, coordinated abandonment
Patient Note

Born at dawn, dead by breakfast—Jollibee proved that even chickens can't save you from terrible tokenomics.

Holders

§ 04 · 4 wallets
Top 1
55.9%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
01BwWK...de6sAUTOPSY55.86%
02HZoG...k3qS44.11%
03HNTp...htaM0.03%
04BMgh...qsaT0.00%