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Infant Token Survives First Hour, Barely

In the primordial swamps of Solana, we observe a curious specimen—The Holy Shit—born merely sixty minutes ago, already exhibiting the frenetic energy of a manic squirrel on espresso. With 143% gains in its infancy and a liquidity pool barely sufficient to purchase a used Honda Civic, this token has mastered the ancient art of pump-before-dump, a survival strategy notoriously effective at eliminating wealth from the unprepared.