CAUSE OF DEATH
Catstrophy: A Newborn's Tragic Demise
In the unforgiving savanna of Solana, we observe the catstrophy—a creature that drew its first and final breath in the same moment. Born into a world of two holders who collectively possessed its entire essence, this token never stood a chance; it was less an investment opportunity and more a coordinated disappearing act masquerading as decentralized finance.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant liquidation via mathematical inevitability
EPITAPH
"It existed for zero hours, lost 78.5% of its value, and somehow that was still generous."
