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Seal Clubbed to Death in One Hour

Here we observe a peculiar specimen of the pump-and-dump variety, born merely sixty minutes ago with all the promise of a SpaceX launch—only to plummet faster than a Challenger disaster. The creature's brief existence was dominated by ten alpha predators controlling nearly 70% of its genetic material, a parasitic relationship that proved decidedly terminal when the initial feeding frenzy subsided.