CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Token Dies of Instant Millionaire Syndrome
Here we observe the COPE token in its natural habitat—mere hours old, already convulsing through a 424% price seizure. The creature never stood a chance; born into a world where 56.7% of its population is controlled by ten alpha predators, it gasped its last breath before its first sunrise. Liquidity fled like gazelles from a lion, leaving only the faint echo of $108K in volume—a funeral dirge for the impulsive.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, infant mortality
EPITAPH
"It promised to help you cope. Instead, it taught you to."