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DaisyWifHat: A Flower That Bloomed Too Bright

In the primordial swamps of decentralized finance, we observe a peculiar specimen—born merely an hour ago, yet already exhibiting the frenetic energy of a dying star. The mathematics are delicious in their cruelty: nearly fifty billion percent gains, a liquidity pool smaller than a moderately successful garage sale, and ninety-five percent of all tokens clutched in the trembling hands of a mere ten collectors. One watches, transfixed, as retail investors arrive fashionably late to the banquet, unaware the feast has already been devoured.