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The Miracle Tortoise: Sprint to Extinction

And here we observe the Miracle Tortoise in its natural habitat—a liquidity pool so barren it makes the Sahara look verdant. Born mere hours ago, this creature was already half-dead, its 29 holders scattered like seeds before the wind, with the top ten acting as ravenous apex predators controlling 97.1% of the ecosystem. One might say it achieved the remarkable feat of dying before truly living.