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CAUSE OF DEATH

Newborn Token Suffers Catastrophic Volatility Collapse

Born mere hours ago, this peculiar specimen experienced a violent 898% seizure before expiring entirely. Like a mayfly on stimulants, it achieved remarkable volume in its brief existence, yet possessed no liquidity—a tragic paradox of movement without substance. The authorities, mercifully revoked, could not save what was essentially a speculative fever dream.

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