CAUSE OF DEATH
Goblinification: A Study in Concentrated Greed
Here we observe the skeletal remains of Goblinification, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of concentrating 99.5% of its wealth among merely ten holders—a masterclass in wealth inequality that would make even the most cynical economist weep. In its final hours, volume dwindled to a pathetic $2,832, as liquidity evaporated like morning dew on the Serengeti, leaving only seventeen bewildered holders and a price chart that resembled a cliff face. The authorities may have been revoked, but the damage was already done; this goblin's gold had transformed into fool's gold long before.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration, vanished liquidity, dead volume
EPITAPH
"It was neither minted nor frozen, merely left to the wolves—and the wolves ate well."
