WHO STOLE THE NUTELLA?/FL56..pump
FLATLINED
who stole the nutella?

who stole the nutella?FL56UaJK3nV8XQomEDu9wcEpoPZULH415pAR5tPqpump

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Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Concentrated ownership meets instant abandonment

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
33/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.0K
-12.2% · 24h
Volume 24h
$1.5K
Holders
1
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.00B
Price USD
$2.00e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Nutella Theft: A Tragedy in Zero Hours

In the beginning, there was only one holder—a lonely sentinel guarding $1,521.32 of digital confectionery dreams. Born at midnight and deceased by dawn, this token never stood a chance; it was less a financial instrument and more a elaborate practical joke, complete with revoked authorities and liquidity that evaporated faster than morning mist over the Serengeti.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$1.5K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Concentrated ownership meets instant abandonment
Patient Note

They asked 'who stole the Nutella?' The answer: everyone who didn't buy it.

Holders

§ 04 · 1 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
018jAF...Jq2y100.00%