CAUSE OF DEATH
Freedom Token's Hour-Long Struggle Ends
In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the remarkable Fund Internet Freedom token—a creature that survived precisely one hour in the wild before succumbing to the predatory forces of concentration and illiquidity. Like a newborn wildebeest separated from the herd, its 16 holders scattered desperately as the top 10 devoured 99.9% of available resources, leaving nothing but bones and a fading 22.9% price swing to mark its brief existence.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Hyperconcentration, infant mortality, zero liquidity
EPITAPH
"It promised to free the internet but couldn't even free its own tokens from the whales."