GOOBER/FJsP..pump
TERMINAL
Goober

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Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Concentrated ownership meets vanished liquidity

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
38/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$3.8K
+48.1% · 24h
Volume 24h
$2.5K
Holders
14
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$3.79B
Price USD
$3.79e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Goober: A Newborn's Sudden Cardiac Arrest

In the unforgiving savanna of Solana, we observe the tragic lifecycle of Goober—a creature born mere hours ago, gasping for its first breath before succumbing to the predatory ecosystem it inherited. With 99.2% of its genetic material concentrated in the hands of a select few apex predators and zero liquidity to sustain even the smallest of transactions, this token never stood a chance. Like a wildebeest calf separated from the herd, Goober's demise was not a matter of if, but how swiftly.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$2.5K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 94.1% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Concentrated ownership meets vanished liquidity
Patient Note

It lived for zero hours and died for everyone's entertainment—truly, the American dream of crypto.

Holders

§ 04 · 14 wallets
Top 1
77.7%
Top 5
94.1%
Top 10
99.2%
01Enex...zDYu77.72%
02Bt7q...5uUV10.20%
034XNA...Upo73.31%
042uo3...rB111.52%
059Zhd...NCauAUTOPSY1.36%
068u4L...g3pX1.32%
07GHof...MeAy1.08%
08FteE...vFgz0.99%
09SF9T...D1MWAUTOPSY0.97%
108v9k...P1ZK0.73%