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Newborn Token Flatlines in Spectacular Fashion

In the harsh ecosystem of Solana, we observe catinhood—born mere hours ago with the vigor of a 709% pump, yet fatally handicapped by the absence of liquidity, that most essential nutrient of token survival. Like a fledgling knocked from the nest, it attracted precisely 288 believers before the predators arrived. And now, as we examine the corpse, we find the authorities mercifully revoked—a mercy killing, perhaps, or merely locking the barn door after the tokens had already scattered.