CAUSE OF DEATH
PokéFun: A Six-Hour Extinction Event
In the swamps of Solana, we observe a remarkable specimen—born mere hours ago, it experienced a sudden 187% price surge, a phenomenon known in nature as 'the pump before the dump.' With six holders controlling 100% of supply and zero liquidity to speak of, this creature was less an investment opportunity and more a elaborate magic trick where everyone's money simply vanished.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Liquidity evaporation meets mathematical impossibility
EPITAPH
"It was beautiful while it lasted—approximately the time it takes to screenshot a wallet."