GREG THE LOW QUALITY CHICKEN/FHXm..pump
CRITICAL
greg the low quality chicken

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FHXm..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
CRITICAL.

Liquidity drought meets structural inequality collapse

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · C
Grade Score
50/100
Grade C · CRITICAL
Mkt Cap
$10.9K
+152.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$26.4K
Holders
115
Liquidity Drained
FDV
$2.15B
Price USD
$2.15e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Greg's Poultry Dreams Expire at Birth

In the sweltering ecosystem of Solana, we observe the curious case of Greg the Low Quality Chicken—a creature born mere hours ago, already exhibiting the terminal symptoms of a pump-and-dump scheme. With zero liquidity and 55% of its meager existence concentrated in just ten beady-eyed holders, Greg never had a chance; it was less a token launch and more a coordinated extraction event masquerading as farmyard whimsy.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$26.4K volume / 24h.
Holders
Skewed
Top 5 hold 45.5% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Liquidity drought meets structural inequality collapse
Patient Note

Greg was a low-quality chicken for a low-quality scheme—and he knew it from hatch.

Holders

§ 04 · 115 wallets
Top 1
34.3%
Top 5
45.5%
Top 10
55.3%
01DnaA...GKcn34.28%
02G8fn...ZtU33.35%
03FYfS...oSDy2.97%
0486iF...B1mN2.61%
05DvU9...aDgcAUTOPSY2.28%06BY58...yVBTAUTOPSY2.14%
07EiVi...NFEu2.13%
08AAR6...x9cY1.98%
099KqX...ZVnX1.88%
10Fkmv...awKM1.69%