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Newborn Token Found Dead in Crib, Suspicious Circumstances

In the predawn hours of its existence, SU Onboarding emerged into the world only to discover it had been born without a pulse. The creature's vital signs were catastrophic: zero liquidity, a 256% price swing suggesting more hallucination than legitimacy, and a top 10 that devoured 87% of the ecosystem like a particularly aggressive cancer. By the time the coroner arrived, the patient had already been declared dead on arrival.