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Trollhouse Burns Bright, Dies Young

In the primordial soup of Solana's blockchain, we observe a curious specimen: trollhouse, a mere seven hours old, already displaying the frenetic vitality of a mayfly on amphetamines. Its 150% price surge and $671k daily volume represent the financial equivalent of a supernova—magnificent, unmistakable, and utterly unsustainable. One watches with clinical fascination as nearly 30% of its wealth concentrates in the pockets of a select few, a distribution pattern nature recognizes as 'pump-and-dump' in its most honest form.