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Newborn Token Gasps Final Breath in Minutes

In the cruel theatre of decentralized finance, we witness the spectacular demise of Ansem's Cat—a creature born mere moments ago, only to discover that concentration of wealth among ten predatory holders is not, in fact, a sound monetary policy. With zero liquidity and a price volatility that would make a seizure-prone lemur envious, this token's brief existence serves as a cautionary tale: sometimes the most dangerous predator in the savanna is the one holding 76.6% of the supply.