DERP/FE5P..tKFg
FLATLINED
Derp

DerpFE5PVFpnopZcGopFMC9yu5TK5d9QGMhdmXzUbpwMtKFg

$DERPFE5P..tKFg
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Acute concentration, chronic illiquidity, terminal derp

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
26/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$4.4K
+4.4% · 24h
Volume 24h
$155.24
Holders
37
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$6.89B
Price USD
$6.89e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Derp Token: A Study in Spectacular Collapse

Here we observe the remains of Derp, a token that achieved what few thought possible—death by a thousand cuts, each one self-inflicted. With 88.7% of supply concentrated in ten wallets and liquidity evaporating like morning dew, this specimen expired not with a bang, but with a whimper and a -9.4% daily hemorrhage. Nature's cruel efficiency: a 31-day existence that felt like geological time.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$155.24 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 76.7% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Acute concentration, chronic illiquidity, terminal derp
Patient Note

It came, it derped, it died—proving that on Solana, even revoked authorities couldn't revoke the inevitable.

Holders

§ 04 · 37 wallets
Top 1
63.1%
Top 5
76.7%
Top 10
87.8%
BEHAVIORAL COST BREAKDOWN
9.27 SOL
total lost — cohort
Emotional TradingPRIMARY
9.27 SOL100.0%
Mistimed Exits
0.000 SOL0.0%
Position Sizing
0.000 SOL0.0%
Standard Losses
0.000 SOL0.0%
Emotional Trading drove most of the cost across this cohort. Panic buys, panic exits, averaging down into losses.
Based on 2 holders · scanned 31d ago

Wallet Casualties

§ 05 · 2 known