Turd CoinFDZC5QJCXe9mdmR74DSVotURVAPLv6p6ZkZKqA8jpump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.
Temporary insanity masquerading as adoption
Grade Score
38/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$1.4K
+0.3% · 24h
Liquidity
$2.7K
Volume 24h
$93.04
Holders
69
Field Report
Newborn Token Exhibits Suspicious Vitality Signs
In the frozen tundra of the Solana blockchain, we observe a peculiar specimen—born mere hours ago, yet already exhibiting the frenzied trading patterns of a desperate creature. With a liquidity pool barely larger than a modest house down payment and volume exceeding its market cap by an order of magnitude, this organism demonstrates the classic signs of a pump-and-dump feeding frenzy. The authorities, thoughtfully revoked at birth, suggest the architects already knew what nature would soon confirm.
Diagnosis
Liquidity
Critically low
$2.7K pool depth.
Activity
Flatlined
$93.04 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 99.6% of supply.
Cause
Likely Cause
Temporary insanity masquerading as adoption
Patient Note
It lived fast, died young, and left a blockchain full of regret—much like a mayfly, but with worse tokenomics.
Holders
Top 1
98.3%
Top 5
99.6%
Top 10
99.8%
01ABqg...CoyH98.30%
023Qzz...yDu90.55%
03mP4t...ayQP0.49%
048psN...VRtf0.11%
05Emsf...o9aj0.11%
06B937...6oiW0.09%
07EUZn...chV60.05%
08DEh3...KBii0.04%
09Em2C...bdCr0.04%
10211E...pjX10.03%
BEHAVIORAL COST BREAKDOWN
10.57 SOL
total lost — cohort
Emotional TradingPRIMARY
10.57 SOL100.0%
Mistimed Exits
0.000 SOL0.0%
Position Sizing
0.000 SOL0.0%
Standard Losses
0.000 SOL0.0%
Emotional Trading drove most of the cost across this cohort. Panic buys, panic exits, averaging down into losses.
Based on 1 holder · scanned 38d ago