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Newborn Token's Spectacular 479% Pump Fizzles

Here we observe a creature mere hours old, already exhibiting the telltale signs of a pump-and-dump cicada—its wings still wet from the blockchain, yet 85% of its genetic material concentrated in the hands of a select few predators. The authorities have been revoked, a cruel mercy, as if removing the steering wheel prevents the inevitable crash into the mountainside.