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Fred the Cat: A Fourteen-Hour Cryptocurrency Tragedy

Here we observe the remains of Fred the Cat, a token so young it never learned to walk. In its brief fourteen hours of existence, it experienced a curious phenomenon: a 189% price ascent followed by the inevitable gravitational collapse, much like a cat thrown from a building who briefly believed it could fly. The absence of liquidity suggests this feline was less a financial instrument and more an elaborate Ponzi scheme wearing whiskers.