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SlinkyCat: A Sixty-Minute Extinction Event

Here we observe the SlinkyCat, a creature that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it had truly lived. With ninety-nine-point-nine percent of its population concentrated in merely ten hands, the ecosystem collapsed under its own gravitational inequality—a financial supernova of ambition meeting the immovable object of mathematics. The $21,700 in daily volume represents not trading activity, but rather the sound of a single predator devouring its young.