DERPY DERP/FABu..71Kr
TERMINAL
Derpy derp

Derpy derpFABu8SGW5spjpyTadj2dtN76Ztb7NE1kagh77HqL71Kr

$DERPFABu..71Kr
Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Liquidity evaporation meets concentration inequality

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
38/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$1.5K
Liquidity
$3.0K
Volume 24h
$0.2100
Holders
73
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$1.26B
Price USD
$1.26e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Derpy Derp's Spectacular Collapse: A Cautionary Tale

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the final moments of Derpy Derp—a creature whose 318% volatility spike proved to be merely death throes rather than resurrection. With zero liquidity and forty-nine scattered holders clinging to digital ash, this token's demise was less murder-suicide and more an elaborate Ponzi scheme's closing act. The irony, dear viewer, is that revoking both authorities didn't prevent its extinction; it merely prevented anyone from pulling the plug themselves.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Critically low
$3.0K pool depth.
Activity
Flatlined
$0.2100 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 99.2% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Liquidity evaporation meets concentration inequality
Patient Note

It went to the moon—just not the one we expected, and everyone got left at the launch pad.

Holders

§ 04 · 73 wallets
Top 1
96.9%
Top 5
99.2%
Top 10
99.7%
01BwGd...XKP896.88%
028wWj...r7bf1.42%
03A1mL...M2160.42%
046H3b...U2UuAUTOPSY0.30%
05Hc8W...sLDr0.20%
06E5au...JZsU0.16%
07G6yH...oYpkAUTOPSY0.13%
08Bxhg...wL8r0.10%
095tCY...f5Pq0.06%
10D8w7...sJpt0.05%
BEHAVIORAL COST BREAKDOWN
37.54 SOL
total lost — cohort
Emotional TradingPRIMARY
37.54 SOL100.0%
Mistimed Exits
0.000 SOL0.0%
Position Sizing
0.000 SOL0.0%
Standard Losses
0.000 SOL0.0%
Emotional Trading drove most of the cost across this cohort. Panic buys, panic exits, averaging down into losses.
Based on 3 holders · scanned 33d ago

Wallet Casualties

§ 05 · 3 known