JOESKI/FA7L..pump
FLATLINED
Joeski

JoeskiFA7LQ2G5Lq3R5hK3M3UBC5f55iE4s9jZjURUJmLepump

FA7L..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Extreme centralization, zero liquidity collapse

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
26/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.1K
+5.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$872.08
Holders
3
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.13B
Price USD
$2.13e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Joeski: A Seven-Hour Tragedy in Three Acts

Here we observe Joeski in its natural habitat—the Solana blockchain—where it lived a brief and unremarkable life before succumbing to the inexorable forces of market entropy. With a mere three holders sharing complete ownership and liquidity draining away like a punctured water balloon, this token never stood a chance. In just seven hours, it had already begun its descent into the great crypto graveyard, a cautionary tale of ambition meeting mathematics.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$872.08 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Extreme centralization, zero liquidity collapse
Patient Note

Born at breakfast, forgotten by lunch—Joeski proved that even on Solana, you can't outrun the laws of supply and demand.

Holders

§ 04 · 3 wallets
Top 1
98.1%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
01HPjE...EVAz98.07%
027LL9...RXhX1.93%
03Eiyn...vWg50.00%