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Ronaldo Bull: Born Dead, Died Immediately

Here we observe a particularly fascinating specimen of the pump-and-dump species—a token so spectacularly stillborn it achieved negative velocity before drawing its first breath. With six holders controlling the entire supply and ninety percent of its pittance evaporating in twenty-four hours, this creature never stood a chance. Nature, it seems, has a cruel sense of irony for those who name their financial instruments after athletes.