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The Great Distraction Proves Distracting From Value

Here we observe the cadaver of The Great Distraction, a token that mastered the art of its namesake—diverting attention from its own catastrophic fundamentals. With a mere $2,465 in liquidity and thirty-two holders clutching their worthless bags like sentimental mourners, this creature's demise was less extinction event and more inevitable mercy killing. The top 10 holders owning 100% of supply presents a mathematical impossibility so brazenly fraudulent that even the authorities, both frozen and minted, fled the scene.