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Oink Findr: A Swine's Demise

Here we observe the carcass of Oink Findr, a creature that survived merely 367 hours in the brutal Solana savanna before succumbing to catastrophic circulatory failure. The autopsy reveals a creature born with a fatal flaw: 97.9% of its genetic material concentrated in the hands of a predatory few, leaving the remaining masses as mere decorative tissue. As its liquidity evaporated like morning dew under the African sun, this unfortunate specimen wheezed its final breath, generating a mere $20.54 in daily volume—a fitting epitaph for such a specimen.