OLD ANGRY LIBERAL/F67Y..pump
FLATLINED
Old Angry Liberal

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F67Y..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Instant total value evaporation upon launch

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
0/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$106.59
-95.2% · 24h
Volume 24h
$94.77
Holders
3
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersPrice CollapseNo VolumeHeavy Concentration
FDV
$6.51M
Price USD
$3.26e-9
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Expires Before First Breath

In the waning hours of its existence, Old Angry Liberal faced a most tragic demise—a catastrophic 95% plunge that would make even the most hardened rugpull victim weep. With merely three holders clutching the worthless remnants and liquidity evaporating faster than ice in the Solana desert, this token's journey from genesis to grave took precisely zero hours. A masterclass in financial self-immolation.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$94.77 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instant total value evaporation upon launch
Patient Note

It was angry, it was liberal, but mostly it was gone.

Holders

§ 04 · 3 wallets
Top 1
47.8%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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02Dgbu...3J6344.03%
038LUN...xB3z8.21%