BURNING BENJAMINS/F5VZ..pump
CRITICAL
Burning Benjamins

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$BUSDF5VZ..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
CRITICAL.

Immediate structural cardiac arrest from launch

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · C
Grade Score
50/100
Grade C · CRITICAL
Mkt Cap
$16.7K
+334.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$55.1K
Holders
196
Liquidity Drained
FDV
$2.15B
Price USD
$2.25e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Found Dead on Arrival

In the harsh ecosystem of Solana, where tokens are born and expire with alarming regularity, Burning Benjamins emerged into existence mere hours ago—a creature designed by nature to self-destruct. With zero liquidity despite a baffling 334% price swing, this infant specimen never had a chance; the top 10 predators already controlled over half its genetic material, leaving the remaining 186 holders clutching digital receipts for their participation in what can only be described as organized optimism.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Active
$55.1K volume / 24h.
Holders
Skewed
Top 5 hold 41.5% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Immediate structural cardiac arrest from launch
Patient Note

It lived for zero hours and made $55K doing it—the cryptocurrency equivalent of a mayfly that somehow found a hedge fund.

Holders

§ 04 · 196 wallets
Top 1
31.3%
Top 5
41.5%
Top 10
51.5%
01BE1t...5pCs31.26%
02Bfbn...sMiN3.21%
038t5C...7Tje2.48%
046aYL...dCdK2.35%
05HpJb...ieVB2.23%
067H5w...FaSe2.21%
079emX...HGSp2.10%
08BMjE...5uah2.01%
09wHT2...7ncG1.84%
109Lmz...xnDc1.79%