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Ben Talked Itself Into Oblivion

Here we observe the Talking Ben, a peculiar specimen that experienced a violent 228% convulsion in its final hours—a death rattle disguised as euphoria. With zero liquidity to speak of and three-quarters of its population concentrated in the hands of ten apex predators, this creature never stood a chance against the inexorable laws of market selection. The revocation of its authorities suggests a last-ditch mercy killing, though the autopsy reveals it was already stillborn.