CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Token Found Dead at Launch
In the brutal ecosystem of Solana's memecoin savanna, Met Gala Memes emerged this morning, only to experience a catastrophic 43.6% hemorrhage within hours—a sobering reminder that youth offers no immunity to the predatory instincts of whale holders. With 54.6% of all tokens concentrated in the appendages of ten collectors, this creature never stood a chance; it was, quite literally, stillborn with a bullet already chambered.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Acute concentration collapse and whale predation
EPITAPH
"Born at midnight, pronounced dead by breakfast—proof that in crypto, even revoking authorities can't revoke gravity."
