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Trollhousecoin: A Study in Inevitable Collapse

Here we observe the remains of Trollhousecoin, a specimen that survived merely 382 days in the unforgiving Solana ecosystem. Eight holders clung to their bags like passengers on a sinking ship, watching helplessly as the top ten—a mathematical impossibility that would make even nature weep—controlled every last token. The irony, of course, is exquisite: a coin about trolling, ultimately trolled by its own mathematics.