CAUSE OF DEATH
The Squirrel's Acorn Never Sprouted
In the savage ecosystem of Solana, we observe a specimen that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it truly lived. Born mere hours ago, The Squirrel gathered precisely three holders—likely its creators and a deeply unfortunate friend—before evaporating into the digital void like morning dew on an autumn leaf.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Stillborn token meets predatory concentration
EPITAPH
"It had all the hallmarks of immortality: revoked authorities, three believers, and $208.39 in volume. Alas, immortality requires at least one of these things to actually matter."
