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Newborn Pump Succumbs to Inevitable Dump Syndrome

Here we observe Kekius Coin, a creature born merely hours ago, already exhibiting the telltale signs of terminal euphoria. Despite its impressive 677% price surge and revoked authorities suggesting legitimacy, the specimen's single hour of existence and concentrated holder distribution paint a rather grim prognosis. One suspects that by the time you finish reading this, the hunters will have become the hunted.