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Gorilla Plunges: A Primate's Tragic One-Hour Arc

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, the Sinking Gorilla emerged with all the structural integrity of a chocolate banana. Born merely an hour ago, it achieved a breathtaking 408% ascent before discovering that zero liquidity is rather incompatible with actually exiting one's position—a lesson learned too late, and by everyone simultaneously.