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Newborn Token Suffocates Under Whale Weight

Here we observe Mitch, born merely an hour ago, already gasping for breath beneath the suffocating embrace of its top ten holders. Like a nature documentary's hapless gazelle, surrounded by predators controlling three-quarters of its existence, this token's meteoric ascent masks a terminal condition: structural inequality masquerading as opportunity. One can almost hear the gentle whisper of inevitable rug-pull in the wind.