TROLL WIF HAT/EybF..pump
FLATLINED
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$TROLLWIFEybF..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Concentrated whale holdings, liquidity evaporation, severe precipice collapse

DEX · pumpswapChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
28/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.2K
-94.0% · 24h
Liquidity
$3.6K
Volume 24h
$140.3K
Holders
24
Thin LiquidityPrice CollapseHeavy Concentration
FDV
$1.61B
Price USD
$1.61e-6
DEX
pumpswap

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Troll in the Hat: A Two-Hour Tragedy

In nature, we observe a peculiar specimen of the pump-and-dump family, which achieved full senescence in merely 120 minutes—a remarkable feat of biological inefficiency. The creature's 73 hosts found themselves trapped in a predator-prey dynamic where the top ten specimens controlled 98.5% of the circulating mass, leaving our unfortunate investors holding nothing but digital hat lint. As the price plummeted 94% toward oblivion, one could only marvel at humanity's inexplicable attraction to things with silly names.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Critically low
$3.6K pool depth.
Activity
Active
$140.3K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 99.9% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Concentrated whale holdings, liquidity evaporation, severe precipice collapse
Patient Note

It wore its hat so proudly for those two glorious hours, never knowing the hat was actually a noose.

Holders

§ 04 · 24 wallets
Top 1
98.5%
Top 5
99.9%
Top 10
100.0%
01CMNd...2RYS98.49%
023UXx...gkSsAUTOPSY1.21%
038psN...VRtf0.18%
044H8p...cp4L0.02%
05CCsm...yZaF0.01%
064qVR...qj7q0.01%
07G2oF...88dy0.01%
08JDHY...AS7h0.01%
092h5k...djts0.01%
106jTR...8Pjm0.01%

Wallet Casualties

§ 05 · 1 known