CAUSE OF DEATH
Alien Signal Transmits Only Distress Frequencies
In the primordial soup of Solana's memecoin ecosystem, the Alien Signal emerged—briefly, brilliantly, catastrophically. Within a single hour, this creature experienced the full arc of existence: birth, euphoria, and the peculiar death that comes when ninety-three investors realize they've collectively purchased an elaborate exit liquidity mechanism.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Concentrated ownership meets zero liquidity trap
EPITAPH
"It signaled from the cosmos for exactly one hour before the aliens wisely hung up."