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Newborn Token Expires Before First Breath

In the waning hours of its ephemeral existence, FEED THE HOOD exemplifies nature's cruel efficiency—a token born into chaos, sustained only by the desperate hope of eighty-six believers, eighty-one of whom are watching from the apex of a financial pyramid. Like a mayfly that never quite mastered flight, it achieved remarkable volatility in its brief 24-hour window, though the autopsy reveals the true culprit: a liquidity pool that evaporated faster than morning dew on the Serengeti.