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Chub the Monkey's Two-Hour Extinction Event

In the brutal theatre of decentralized finance, we observe a specimen so young it scarcely drew breath before expiring. With ninety-four percent of its meagre existence concentrated in the hands of a select few, and zero liquidity to grease its exit, Chub represents that rarest of market creatures: a token that achieved death before achieving life.