THE GOAT/Ey5V..pump
FLATLINED
The Goat

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Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Liquidity evaporation meets mathematical inevitability

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
26/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.3K
-11.5% · 24h
Volume 24h
$608.14
Holders
2
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.25B
Price USD
$2.25e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

The Goat Met Its Inevitable Slaughter

In the primordial swamps of Solana, we observe The Goat in its natural habitat—a mere two hours old, already gasping its final breath. What we witness here is not evolution, but devolution: a token so aggressively rug-pulled by its own creators that even the blockchain itself seems embarrassed. With $608 in volume and two holders clinging to their bags like drowning passengers, this creature never stood a chance.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$608.14 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Liquidity evaporation meets mathematical inevitability
Patient Note

Here lies The Goat, who lived fast, died young, and left behind a $0 liquidity pool and two very angry wallet addresses.

Holders

§ 04 · 2 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
01AkUx...qFMJ100.00%
02ZQzB...7MPi0.00%