CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Token Found Dead On Arrival
Here we observe The Unstable Whale in its natural habitat: mere hours after birth, already hemorrhaging 29.5% of its life force. Authorities revoked, liquidity sparse, and a top ten clutching nearly half its circulating supply—a textbook case of cryptographic infanticide masquerading as a market correction.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Premature launch syndrome with acute whale predation
EPITAPH
"Born at midnight, dead by breakfast—a cautionary tale for those who thought revoking authorities would prevent the inevitable."