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Newborn Token Expires Before First Breath

Here we observe a most curious specimen: a token that achieved death before life, collapsing under the weight of its own contradictions. Born into a hostile ecosystem with zero liquidity and two bewildered holders, it managed the remarkable feat of losing value at birth—a fiscal miscarriage of justice. The mint authority, already revoked in its infancy, suggests someone learned regret at extraordinary speed.