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Newborn Token Found Dead on Arrival

And here we observe the Pumpfun Thread in its natural habitat—the Solana blockchain—a creature that lived precisely zero hours before succumbing to the predatory instincts of its top ten holders. Like a mayfly that never quite made it to dusk, this token achieved the remarkable feat of losing 88.9% of its value before most investors even finished their morning coffee. Truly, nature's cruelty has rarely been so efficient.