CAUSE OF DEATH
Muu: Born Dead, Stayed That Way
In the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana, we observe a creature that never truly drew breath. Born mere hours ago with all the survival instincts of a newborn wildebeest in a lion's den, Muu's singular holder watched in quiet desperation as $1,267 in daily volume evaporated like morning dew under the Serengeti sun. Even the authorities—both mint and freeze—surrendered their posts before the body had cooled.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instantaneous liquidity drainage, concentrated holdings collapse
EPITAPH
"It had one job and one holder. It failed at both."
