Official Tesla CatEtquDNisHSiFkD1xFoN2Wp9HgG1iNRS8u9NHNKxUpump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.
Extreme concentration, liquidity evaporation, mathematical inevitability
Grade Score
38/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$2.1K
Liquidity
$3.6K
Volume 24h
$0.1600
Holders
167
Field Report
Schrödinger's Token: Both Dead and Somehow Still Trading
Here we observe the Official Tesla Cat, a creature that existed in a superposition of value and worthlessness for precisely 141 hours before collapsing into its true state. The top ten holders, having accumulated 91.9% of this specimen, discovered that the mint authority's revocation meant they could neither dilute the supply further nor escape their gilded cage. In the end, only $4,740 in liquidity separated this token from the void—a pittance insufficient to absorb the 17.2% daily hemorrhaging.
Diagnosis
Liquidity
Critically low
$3.6K pool depth.
Activity
Flatlined
$0.1600 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 93.9% of supply.
Cause
Likely Cause
Extreme concentration, liquidity evaporation, mathematical inevitability
Patient Note
Neither Elon's endorsement nor Schrödinger's paradox could save it—the only uncertainty was how quickly the exit liquidity would vanish.
Holders
Top 1
85.5%
Top 5
93.9%
Top 10
96.9%
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02APUn...Le1PAUTOPSY2.92%03ACgG...duYKAUTOPSY2.05%04tVfx...6qBwAUTOPSY2.00%05ADMg...G48bAUTOPSY1.40%06AVq9...8CbtAUTOPSY1.22%076upL...P8mxAUTOPSY0.62%088sfb...r4ng0.51%
099tqE...9qCW0.35%
104t8r...nMVH0.34%
BEHAVIORAL COST BREAKDOWN
126.64 SOL
total lost — cohort
Emotional TradingPRIMARY
126.64 SOL100.0%
Mistimed Exits
0.000 SOL0.0%
Position Sizing
0.000 SOL0.0%
Standard Losses
0.000 SOL0.0%
Emotional Trading drove most of the cost across this cohort. Panic buys, panic exits, averaging down into losses.
Based on 4 holders · scanned 27d ago