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The Gosling Killer: Born Stillborn, Dead on Arrival

Here we observe The Gosling Killer in its natural habitat—the blockchain graveyard. Born mere hours ago with all the vitality of a Ryan Gosling performance in a Nicolas Winding Refn film, it possessed every hallmark of a doomed venture: three bewildered holders, liquidity that exists only in concept, and a 24-hour decline so steep it makes cliff-diving look optimistic. Nature has a way of culling the weak, and in this case, nature was simply the lack of any actual buyers.