CAUSE OF DEATH
Rodent Dies Before First Cheese Course
In the savage ecosystem of Solana, we observe a creature that lived merely an hour—a remarkable achievement in brevity, even by meme coin standards. The specimen exhibits all the hallmarks of a coordinated rug pull: twelve holders, one hundred percent concentration among the elite, and liquidity that evaporated faster than morning dew on the savanna. One might say it achieved what few tokens manage: dying before the majority of its investors finished their morning coffee.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Concentrated holdings, zero liquidity collapse
EPITAPH
"It came, it saw, it got absolutely decimated—a fitting end for something that existed shorter than a TikTok video."