CAUSE OF DEATH
Trollwars Token: Born Dead, Stayed Dead
Here we observe the May 4th Trollwars token in its natural habitat: the graveyard of Solana. With a lifespan measured in minutes rather than days, this specimen achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it could properly be said to have lived. Six holders clutching their worthless bags like mourners at a funeral they themselves orchestrated.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Liquidity evaporation, concentration, infant mortality
EPITAPH
"It lasted zero hours and still managed to disappoint everyone equally."